Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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