How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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