- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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