what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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