A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A sober Irish individual.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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I am a mime

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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