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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Bark I'm a tree

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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