Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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