what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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