- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

knock knock i have diarrhea

David Cameron

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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