- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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