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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop