- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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