Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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I just drank a cola.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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