What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Dwarf Shortage

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

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