- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Cheese

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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