- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

European on my shoes, buddy.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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