- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

WOw you have no life

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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