- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo Mama just died.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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