When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Hail Hitler

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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