Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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