- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

read this sentence again.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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