What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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