A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why? Why not?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Jovan

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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