To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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