- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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