I hate blackniggers

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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