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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Women's Soccer.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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