- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Women's Soccer.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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