What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Dwight Howard

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A man died.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

angelo snyder is not ga

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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