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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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