Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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