- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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