- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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