-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

a. why? b. because I wanted

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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