- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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