Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

WOw you have no life

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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