Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are red.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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THe Election

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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The Big Band Theory

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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