Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Abortion

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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