- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

steven hawking walks into a bar

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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