- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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