- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

someone called someone else a frog

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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