- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Tilt your screen back .

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Praise Paisley

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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