Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Your mother is so fat.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

haha

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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