- Anti Joke

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whats green? The color green.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call your mom? Mom