There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Allah walked into AK Bar

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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