Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops