- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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