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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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