Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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