- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Charlie Sheen

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A drunk guy walks into a car

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Equal rights!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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