- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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