- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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