- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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