- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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