look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Okay.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

David Cameron

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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