What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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