- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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