- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's stupid a light bulb.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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