Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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