Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Chlamydia

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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