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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is the ground wet It rained

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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