- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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