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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what is 3+3= 8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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