- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Pickles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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