I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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