- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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