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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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