- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

So FDR walks into a bar.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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