- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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