- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

i hate non minorities!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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