so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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