- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i hate non minorities!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

whats green and lives in the water

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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