- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Women's Rights Movement

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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