How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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I like the color potato.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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salad days!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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