Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Justin Bieber

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Anti Joke

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