Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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