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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A russian gives away vodka.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

John lazzaro likes dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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