- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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