- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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