whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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