- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why? Why not?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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