- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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