Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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