- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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