- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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