Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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