Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

feminine literature

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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