ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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my egg roll

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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