"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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No soup for you!

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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knock knock go away

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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