- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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