pull my finger (farts)

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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