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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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