- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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