- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a vagina

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Yes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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