- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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