- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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