- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Joesph Triphook.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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