- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

The Blonde walked into a wall.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Indians

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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