- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

quantum physics?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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