- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Albino African Americans

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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