What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Hello

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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