- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

why are balck people black because they are

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A lot eh?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??