- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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