- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

your no better than a cockroach

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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