- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Detroit has a low crime rate

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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