Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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