Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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