- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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