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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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