Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Women's rights.

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where's mom I killed her

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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