Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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