- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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