- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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