- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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You having friends.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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