- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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