- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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