Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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