Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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