why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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