Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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