- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Women's rights

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Faithful men.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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