- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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