- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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