- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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