- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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