- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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