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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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