- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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