- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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