- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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