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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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