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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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