What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why? Why not?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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