- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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