How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Anti Joke

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