- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

This statement is false.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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