- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass