Women's Rights Movement

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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pull my finger (farts)

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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