- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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