- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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