- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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