- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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