- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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