Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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