- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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