who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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dat shoe shine tho

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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