- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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