How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Whats green? The color green.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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