- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

this website even though its hilarious.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??