When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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