a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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