- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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