When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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