- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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