- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

read me write me

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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