Why are they the "living" daylights?

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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