- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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