What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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