- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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