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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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