What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Roses are red, yup.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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