- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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