Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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