- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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