Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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