Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I love pissing people off :P

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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