Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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