- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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