- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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