- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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