Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Black people stink of shite!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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