- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

hi michael

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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