- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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