- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

I'm so full I could stop eating.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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