- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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