- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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