- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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