- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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