- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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