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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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