What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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