- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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