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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where's the soap?

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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