Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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