What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Happy Monday!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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a irish man walks past a bar

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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