What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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