A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Golf.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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