A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Your're racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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