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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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