Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Communism hehe xd

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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