A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

If the 49ers won the superbowl

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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