- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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