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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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