- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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