What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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