- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

I hate blackniggers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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