How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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My children are mistakes

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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