- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road...

LO AND BEHOLD!

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats brown and sticky a stick

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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