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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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