- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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