I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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