Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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