why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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