- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Knock knock.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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