- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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