- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Okay.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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