once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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