- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

how do you win a game try your best

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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