why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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someone called someone else a frog

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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