- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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