- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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