Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A terrorist robs a walrus.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Half life 3 confirmed

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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